Gymayonnaiseeum

by Sparkly Old Man

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    Hello, I'm Kit. Please download this free 9-track compilation of some stupid electronic songs I made once. And if you feel like it, please let me know why you feel like it and email me at kit.langton@gmail.com

     

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These aren't polished, but I didn't know much about what I was doing. I hope something went right. Please enjoy.

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released December 14, 2010

Kit Langton

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Track Name: re-joyce
??? I only recorded the vocals once; they were just random sentences
Track Name: We've Lost O'Brien To The Collider
couch.. blah blah.. angst.
Track Name: Bob The Builder Vs. Shiva The Destroyer
CAN WE FIX IT!?
Track Name: Drungke Steppe
distance is just a thing??

Look, I didn't really write out any lyrics before singing to these songs.
Track Name: In Surgery
I guess this one has lyrics:

I’ve never been in surgery
every cc of anesthesia
you feed to me
to keep me calm
keep me weak
I could not care less
couldn’t care less
couldn’t start to begin to care more about this
and I’ll try, when they find out when I’ll die

I’m a master of all trades
and a jack of none
I jacked off once
when I was young
and then moved on
to a throng of women
never wore protection
but don’t want a son
so when I come it’s like a shotgun
blows up in the uterus
internal bleeding leads to death
and that’s the end of us
I’m a scientist
I’m sayin this, bitch
isolate inconsistencies
if it were physicaly possible
I’d fuck a set of variables
call me control freak
I tweak the beakers
in my basement see
here’s crystal methanphetamines
I sell em to the boy scouts
what what get your krunk up troop seventeen
it’s hard to clean
every evening you snort oxyclean
(billy mays)